Questions, Comments, Complaints?

6.Sep.2005

It has come to my attention that some of you have questions about commenting on this blog. I’m surprised anyone has questions, let alone wants to comment. Why? Then again, it’s more likely you just want a petition to boot this meaningless drivel off the internet. I don’t blame ya, I think this guy sucks too!

So, in order to get enough of you frothing at the mouth one must first read the latest entry or whichever entry one fancies causing said frothing. Second, the frothing reader will notice several links at the bottom of each entry, one of which indicates “Comments.” Keep in mind this assumes the reader was either so bored at work that reading the whole entry was less painful than staring at the clock or it finally pushed the reader into a seething rage so fierce he or she felt the need to express their ire to anyone else dumb enough to read the entry.

If you, the reader, fit into either of these categories or any category you feel like fitting into please click on the link labeled “Comments” and express whatever ill will and dislike for the author’s kin that you may have. Each and every precious comment you create will be archived and possibly read by other commenters, much like yourself! You’ll be in good company, many of whom will be carrying pitch forks and lit torches banging at the gates of Shoup, but nonetheless good company with a focused ideal. What more could one ask for?

After clicking on the “Comments” link, the entry will appear again just to double check that those pissed off are REALLY pissed off. Scroll down to the bottom where it says you must be logged in to comment. Click on this link and it will take you to a WordPress Login Screen, this is normal. Click on the link entitled “Register” and follow the directions. For those paranoid about giving up their email addresses or why they have to come up with a username, one word: SPAM. It’s all about the spam and keeping the spammers that spaminate blogs from spaminating this uniquely divine creation. A username and email address makes it more difficult for spammers to dump their crap here. Telemarketers don’t want you calling them, why would spammers want you to email them? Besides, this way if the author doesn’t like what you have to say he can spam you!! Be assured, your email address will not be published for all to see, just the username, unless you’re like that and want everyone else to see it…freak!

This is also your chance to show off that prowess you have been dying to share with the world by creating the wittiest username ever like Runtrent and Wingmonkey! After registering, a text window should appear and everything else should be self explanatory. Type away! Any questions? Yes? Leave a comment!!

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